My JuJu Cleanse Experience

Many of you who follow me know that my appetite is an ever-growing monster. After all the pre-Christmas holiday eating, and my weekly adulation for Mercato Centrale as a merchant and a diner, I was feeling extremely BLAH. Sluggish, bloated and overall feeling like a stuffed turkey,.I knew and felt tht I needed an overhaul before I could possibly continue on to the Christmas celebrations.
During a food-filled visit at Mercato Centrale, I chanced upon this guy touting the JuJu Cleanse. More captivated by the name than anything else, it promised a digestive overhaul that would give me more energy, reduce bloat, clear up skin, and weightloss as a  happy side-effect.  He didn't need to hard sell, since I've always wanted to try a cleanse but was to lazy to make them myself, so I mustered up the courage to Commit to the Cleanse.
 After calling the number from the flier, I settled for a 3-day cleanse on Level 2. JuJu Cleanse can be taken for a day or for 3 days for best results. The levels go up as the amount of Green Bomb juices increase. My second level cleanse meant 3 Green Bomb bottles in my  daily regimen of 6 juices. No Food for 3 days... Good God, help me survive!

 In preparation for my cleanse, I took a light dinner of Meatball & Mushroom Congee from Eat Well Delicious Kitchen the night before. I should've eaten a salad but I needed one last hurrah to get me by 3 days of juicing up.
When my JuJu Cleanse was delivered the afternoon before I started, it came in a cute and handy insulated canvas carrying case perfect to lug around the juices to the office, or when out and about. Tres chic. The delivery arrives the afternoon before you're supposed to take it, to keep it fresh and potent.
Also provided is a reusable ice pack to keep the juices chilled and fresh while traveling. I keep my juices in the fridge and just bring what I need to the office, so this comes handy when on the go.
Each 500ml bottle of colorful juice is numbered so you know what order to take them.
The pack comes with complete instructions on the schedule of the juices, what to do when you receive your bottles, and what, exactly, is in the juices. This was very informative as I'm not that gullible to drink someone's random "kool-aid" without justification.
So what's in the juices? A whole lot of fruits, veggies, and vitamins and electrolytes. So goes my 3 day journey in an attempt to shut my digestive engine and begin cleansing my system...
Day 1:  I started the day off with some Fresh Mint tea, which they provide. Steep the mint leaves in some hot water, and it begins the hydration process for my cleanse, as mint is great for easing digestion. This was more like warm minted water than tea, but there is enough mint to make about 3-4 cups within the day, so I took this baggie along and made some more tea throughout the days.
JuJu Juice #1: Green Bomb; 0730
"This elixir of assorted green veggies loads you up with important nutrients and enzymes that our bodies desperately need to keep alive and well down to the cellular level." It tastes, well, green. I normally drink a veggie shake of lettuce, green peppers, celery, cucumber and spinach on a daily basis anyways, so I didn't find this hard to gulp down. I like that it was in juice form, but wished I had gotten some of the fiber the veggies would provide. 
Since I had a 10am meeting on day 1, I lugged around my JuJu juice carrier with me to Starbucks, and helped myself to some mint tea while my companion had some whipcreamlicious concoction. I was doing fine.
I had forgotten to take my 2nd juice bottle so I grabbed & gulped during my ride to the office. 
JuJu Juice #2: Red Giant; 1000
"Rich in alkaline elements that aid in cleansing and elimination, this potent potion of beets, pineapple, carrots and ginger is as healthy as it is delicious." I love beets, and this blood red concoction was one of my favorites. Slightly sweet from the beets and pineapple, the ginger makes it a bit more elixir-like with the spicy kick. Careful not to spill, the beet juice is a deadly stain monster. 
So far so good on my first day of cleanse, until I got to the office and saw that my office window had the view of all the leftover Cebu goodie pasalubong hat from the Hotel Elizabeth Cebu grand opening. Are the JuJu gods trying to play a mean trick on me? Chicharon? Dried Mangoes? Otap? 
I just drank more tea and faced sideways. lol
I took JuJu Juice #3 at about 1pm, another Green Bomb. "Since alkalinity is what we're after, this green juice is the way to go. You've heard the term 'life force'? This is all that and more!" Yes, a little more chanting from the leaflet and I can get through this quite easily. 
I also supplemented my 3liters of juice with a lot of fresh water, which I squeezed some lemon juice into to make it a bit more interesting. So far I was not feeling hunger pangs. Day 1 going great.
 I also began tweeting my experience with the JuJu Cleanse and people got very curious. I realize it's important to have a support system who is there for you through the rough parts of the cleanse. Wait a minute, I'm only on juice 3 of 6 on Day 1?! I'm gonna need a lot of hand holding.
 JuJu Juice #4: Alkazest; 1500
"This vitamin and anti-oxidant rich mix of grapefruit, pineapple and coconut juices is a refreshing mid-afternoon picker-upper. It is designed to replenish your electrolytes and boost your energy levels to help get you through the rest of the day."  
 I had to SMS the JuJu Nazi (that's what I call Kat, the JuJu lady) to ask which concoction this was because it didn't taste like grapefruit. She clarified that they used orange instead of grapefruit because  delivery was substandard, hence the substitution. I loved the refreshing citrus juice that had the electrolytes from Himalayan salt, making it not too sweet, but very good for the afternoon to break up the lull. My office was wondering why I kept going to the toilet every 20 minutes.
Before I left for the office, I was about to gulp down JuJu Juice #5, another Green Bomb, at around 630pm. This was to prepare me for whatever challenge dinner was going to serve on my plate. At this point, I was getting a bit sick of the Green Bomb, so I put this bottle on hold til I got home
 And when I arrived home, I was greeted with the aromatic embrace of CEBU LECHON for dinner, amongst other things... fml. FML. F.M.L.

To save my sanity, I locked myself up in my room and drank my Green Bomb to a stupor instead :(
 JuJu Nazi sms'd me around dinnertime to see how I was with the JuJu. I was waning and begged her for something to chew on since I was on Lechon lockdown. She approved a bit of fruit that's not sugary, or some celery or cucumber. I lied and said I had one Cherry. Well, there is just ONE cherry pit on the bowl of cherries, but once I got her approval, I downed the other ten. Hey! At least it's fruit. Gimme a break, I blog about food for a living. 11 cherries is a hunger strike already.
 JuJu Juice #5: Salaba't Lemon
"This potent ginger tonic is an excellent expectorant providing relief for those with respiratory problems, it helps improve circulation, and stimulates your digestive system as well. This is a wonderful drink on ice and is also perfect warmed up as a pre-bedtime tea." True to the text, Salaba't Lemon is a strong gingery drink with lemon and cinnamon to further warm your insides while drinking. It's not a light drink, so I take the gulps slowly so it won't overwhelm me. The tonic is also good for your throat, which I benefited from since I felt the flu coming down on its early stage. Sickness, averted!
 On day 2, I began my day by testing my urine for alkalinity. I have elevated levels of uric acid, so I bought these PH strips to help me gauge my acidity and increase the alkalinity in my body. The top strip (yellow) was my first strip from Day 1, indicating that my pee was as toxically acidic as can be on the scale. My first strip on Day 2 was very dark blue, indicating a more alkaline level which I hardly every get when I test. I was ecstatic, add to the fact I had gone down 2.6lbs on the scale. I know it's mostly water weight, but I was severely bloated anyways so this JuJu was working its juju on me.
 On day 2, I continued my 6 bottles of juices successfully, until dinner time came and I was craving for something more savory.
 I sought approval from the JuJu Nazi to have some Pea Soup. PLEASE, I need some Pea Soup. And she obliged thinking it was just a puree of peas. I failed to divulge that this was Truffled Pea Puree with Mushroom Ravioli from Chelsea Market & Cafe. With some cream. But it is mostly pureed veggies, so I'm sure it was OK. I begged Mr. S to get me some on his way to ToT's Kitchen.
While I was enjoying my pea soup, the maids served Mr. S CEBU LECHON for dinner. FTW!? Didn't the household get to memo on my cleanse? I had some Pea soup, while smelling the moist succulent pork beside me as Mr. S devoured it. I couldn't resist and had a slice of it. Promise, it was just a slice, or two...
By the end of day 2, I had capped the day off with some Salaba't Lemon and by Day 3, I had lost a total of 5.1 lbs. Woot! I continued 4 of 6 JuJu juices for Day 3, but had to halt the other two because...
 I hosted a Merry Mexican Fiesta complete with Tacos, Fajitas and Quesadillas!
 Which also included some Russian Vodka. I digressed and defended this choice by saying I had it with cranberry juice, a diuretic :)
And also had a piece of Cheesecake + Mango Bravo from Conti's... just a teeny slice.
So all in all, my 3 day JuJu Cleanse experience was a semi-success, but had major hurdles because of the holiday season and its daily schedules of parties, plus The BIG Holiday Outlet Sale 2010, and the Christmas culinary celebrations. I loved that I had frequented the restroom, where my urine became more alkaline, meaning the juices were working its magic on my body. I noticed a big difference in the bloating section, my ToT tummy a little less jolly than usual. My skin also looked healthier during the week as well as my energy level up. Oh, and a total of 6.2 lbs lost. Nuff said.

I'm planning on JuJu-ing again after the New Year, without any cheating. As a resolution cleanse ,JuJu Cleanse offers 10% off their days if you order before Jan 1. This time, I hope I never see lechon again. 

Feeling the holiday humps and lumps? Time to JuJu with ToT!
Learn more about JuJu Cleanse here.
To order, you can call the JuJu Nazi at + 63917 576 3012


  1. wow! this seems like a perfect way to lose the extra pounds after all the holiday eating extravaganza! my hats off to u ToT for the sacrifice..but at the same time i seriously miss ur food advice hahaha

  2. wooooow! I'm not sure how you did it - 3 days of juice and minimal food. congrats! :)

    let us know how juju round 2 goes :)

  3. I'm looking forward to this cleanse. Thanks for sharing your experience with us. By the way, where did you buy the pH strips. THanks.

  4. Learned the Juju cleanse through Jean herself on facebook. My first message to her was "What's juju?"...got pysched right away when she passed me the link. I just finished my cleanse and it's the best gift you can ever give your body. Not only do you lose weight/bloat, the cleanse also resests your palette! I don't know where my cravings went! Cheers to our next cleanse Jean!

  5. Maierz: Back to Foodie-ing! lol But will cleanse again this week.

    Smarla: gonna do 4 days again... lol I NEED a miracle!

    Divina: I bought mine in the US, but you can find them in Healthy Options of GNC here in Manila.

    LaLa: Let's schedule our monthly juju together!

  6. Kudos to ToT and Lala for taking on the Juju Challenge during the most decadent time of the year!! =) You go Gurls!

  7. On day 23 of my juice cleanse. Going to go between 30-40 days. Glad I found your blog to read what others have to say.


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